Sometimes tarot can be just plain fun. This spread is a step up from the GEICO “caveman” shtick (although admittedly a small one). Use it at your next “Walking Dead” house party, or on your SO to reset the bar (or maybe the “scales will fall from your eyes”).
I hope there aren’t many thin-skinned hillbillies out there with a bad attitude who own a shotgun, a pickup and a GPS!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/5s571bimlkmbsib/Redneck%20Romantic%20Worthiness%20Scorecard.pdf?raw=1
(Inspired by the Jeff Foxworthy comedy routine “You might be a redneck if . . .”)