Every species of animal has its unique collective nomenclature (a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, an obstinacy of bison, a brood, flock, cluck or peep of chickens, etc.), so why not astrological natives? Since I have seven or eight Virgos in my life, I figured that’s a good place to start. (Please don’t take this personally, y’all!) How about:
A precision of Virgos
A perfection of Virgos
An analysis of Virgos
An efficiency of Virgos
A thoroughness of Virgos
A persistence of Virgos
A contention of Virgos
An inquisition of Virgos
A criticism of Virgos
A grievance of Virgos
A triviality of Virgos
A klatch (or “cluck”) of Virgos
A meddle of Virgos
A worry of Virgos
A prudence of Virgos
A caution of Virgos
A diffidence of Virgos
An abnegation of Virgos
A subservience of Virgos
An obligation of Virgos
A duty of Virgos
A martyrdom of Virgos
A giggle of Virgos . . . wait, scratch that!
Our daughter once bought my wife a plaque that read “Raising a teen-ager is like being pecked to death by chickens.” Virgo chickens . . .